A minute list

Copy this list into a comments post and write the first adjective that pops into your head. Shouldn't take even a minute. Mine are in ( )'s.
Icicle (cold)
Sock (smelly)
Dog (loud)
Drink (tart)
Pork chop (grilled)
Car (red)
Cake (chocolate)
Bike (20-speed)
Shower (hot)
Dish (floral)
Cat (mean)
Knee (scarred)
Computer (slow)
Ear (long)
Pencil (chewed)
Nose (freckled)
Shoe (scuffed)
File (thick)